Just how weird are you?

  Question N1: You're walking down the street, dressed in your favourite clothes...

Choose answer:
Businessmen look upon you as an equal
No-one pays much attention. Trendy young people snigger slightly
Little children look slightly nervous while you're around
Labourers and gang members cross the road to avoid passing you
A concerned citizen phones the police, who send in a SWAT team to take you out. Ha! It does no better than the others
No-one pays much attention, until they try to seduce you. When they meet your underwear, those who survive run away very, very fast, and do not talk to anyone about sex ever again